In our series on 100 sometimes wacky and othertimes sanely ways to use our customized flash drives, how about the Barack Obama Presidential USB Flash Drive! Glancing over the flash drive models we offer, we’d choose The Mod from the Capless Catalog (one of our newly revised catalogs – not yet reflected on CFgear.com but found at BulkFlashDrives.com). The Mod has a clear acrylic cover which overlays the logo to give it that extra premium look (and added logo durability too).

The Obama Presidential Flash Drive would come loaded, of course. First, there would be the videos. Everything from a few shots of the Joe the Plumber publicity stunt to Obama’s debates against Clinton and McCain. There would be family pictures of Barack & Michelle and, of course, their daughters Sasha & Malia along with fun facts and brief bios. And what about the puppy Barack promised his girls (by the way, did he ever choose to accept the all-you-can-eat Milkbone buffet?); surely there have got to be a few good videos of the presidential puppy chewing the presidential slippers or chasing ball with the girls to throw on the drive, too.

But preloading doesn’t just stop with videos. In today’s world, interactive preloads make all the difference between the “static” drive and the “dynamic” drive. President Obama could keep in direct tune with all his constituents by loading the USB drives with polls and surveys – and have access to live data anytime the whims of change suffered in his direction. New polls & surveys could be “pumped” to the drives at any time, and flash drive users would have immediate access to links on Obama’s personal sites as well as any Democrat and White House sites. Barack could even add his Twitter too (though how much he’ll tweet away once in the House is an altogether different story; national security could make that close to impossible.

And then we’d have to give in and do what all some (the Republicans included) would be so aggressively demanding for these drives – after all, Obama is all about finding the middle ground, you know. Barack would include a dynamically driven list of campaign promises where you’d be able to click thru and have full access to all the presidential “promise stats” from the date the promise was first made to the scope of the promise and from the date action began to be finally made on the promise to the date the promise was fulfilled (and to what extent the promise was fulfilled).  Then, there’d be a comments section for each promise, where flash drive users would be able to send the Pres feedback on their “promise thoughts.”

And we thought Obama was “at the edge” in his campaign! Well, wait until you receive this snazzy drive in the mail. You’ll be blown away at how small the new President can make the world thanks to a combination of the internet, your home computer, and a few bucks of your tax dollars. Within days after the inaugeration poem is quoted, every American – young or old – will receive an Obama Presidential USB Flash Drive along with detailed instructions on how to use it (1. open package; 2. insert into USB socket on computer, if you don’t have a Microsoft Vista computer then you’ll have to buy one but that’s good because the purchase of millions of computers will have a positively helpful trickle down effect on the economy; 3. register your drive, using your unique Social Security number, of course, for infinite federal tracking ability; 4. interact with the Pres and buy yourself a moche from McDonalds, further stimulating the economy, of course – imagine that trickle down effect).

So sit back and wait for that upcoming package – but, wait, guess someone better inform the President Elect about these ideas first! And persuade him on it too. And, of course, in the event he follows through on our old, wise sage advice, then he’d most better do it with quality, guaranteed CFgear flash drives too!  Wow … what an astronomical order that would be – 260 million – he’d better give us a buzz ASAP so we can get to work. Now that would be yet another massive trickle down effect …