Every year it happens … Valentine’s Day comes and goes, and with it millions of rose petals fade and wither away. For the guy who can’t stand to get locked into a holding pattern, we’ve got a wacko, off the wall, just might be, bright idea. We know that guys like you are restless, roaming from store to store searching for that yet undiscovered idea that just might be the ultimate thing to woo that love of your heart. And it’s not just a Valentine’s Day thing. This relentless hunt takes place every week because your love for her isn’t just an annual remembrance. It’s an undying passion, and you want to see her happy.

Well, listen carefully. Though we’re a little biased (and fine print disclaimers everywhere abound – i.e. we’re a flash drive company from the core, and so that’s what we always preach), we urge you to tune an ear in and give us just a brief moment from our pulpit stand.

Imagine this …

1. Craft a custom USB flash drive. Start off with the shell – perhaps a red heart (plastic, metal or wood) or maybe even a solitary rose.

2. Load it with at least 8 Gigabytes of quality flash memory. Go for 16 Gig if you can afford it (the more memory, the more practical and the longer she’ll use it). Don’t skimp on this (1 Gig flash drives are a thing of the past – they’re quickly becoming collector’s items because they fill up so fast they’re not worth the trouble) and be sure the flash memory is quality (some memory will fail you, and then your one-of-a-kind gift will become a mere pricey paperweight).

3. Now that you’ve got the “guts” of the USB drive ready, it’s time to put on the thinking cap, spin the whirly and dream big. Think of the memories you’ve created with her. Hire a professional digital scrapbooker to build an album using the many pictures you’ve got piled around (on your hard drive, of course). Go through the videos you’ve taken and cut & edit the best clips. Digitally scan every love letter (don’t forget the mushy ones) she’s ever given you and build that archive too. Go all out and build a digital maze that she has to go through with rewards for each step of the way (massage, skiing trip, Hawaii, etc.) – of course, this is almost like building your own very basic video game, so, unless you’re a video game geek, you’ll probably have to pull out the checkbook for this one too and hire a programmer.

4. Whatever your creative mind comes up with, be sure to make this custom flash drive jam packed with memories plus potential for anything she dreams of. From the moment she plugs that memory drive into her laptop and the sleek preloaded welcome screen pops up (with gushy words, of course), you’ll be forever branding her mind with endless repetition of your unending love for her. All captured on a flash drive of course. Of, and not to forget the practical: be sure to create a  number of folders with several gigabytes capacity for picture uploads, file uploads, those college papers she’s working on, and megs and megs of music downloads. She’ll kiss you for that.

Now, we know that some of you aren’t quite to this point yet. You haven’t “secured” the woman of your dreams, but you’ve spotted some prospectives. Since you can’t preload your USB drive with digital scrapbooked memories, and a digital video game love maze is quite out of the question, you can still be subtly creative and woo that girl to you. But to do it, you’ve just got to ponder through some basic marketing techniques.

Think: branding

Once you’ve narrowed down your love list to a dozen or so prospectives, surprise them all (on Valentine’s Day or any other time) with custom flash drives branded with your name. You’ve got to leave that impression and your name right now is what matters most. Go for a laser etched name on metal or wood USB drives or sleek color imprinting.

Think: preloading

Craft a powerful preload welcome screen that pops up with … your name, of course! Just another chance to permanently seer upon that girl’s mind your name. Eventually, she’ll start dreaming of it too. And then those calls will begin … or texts … or twitters.

Think: duplication

If you’re a freshman at college and your prospective love list includes the entire freshman female class, then a dozen drives won’t do. At CFgear, you’re saved. We offer bulk flash drive duplication. No worries here then! We’ll replicate the laser etched name on the drive and duplicate (over and over) your preload welcome screen. You’ll be fitted with – what, 2000? – as many drives as you need. Just don’t plan on dating each one. That could become quite taxing. While our drives are guaranteed, we can’t guarantee they’ll “work” for you and secure all 2000 girls.

So there you have it. Yet another free dating tip from CFgear. Why waste time hiring love consultants? We’ll throw you the ideas that are (almost) guaranteed to have an impact … and maybe even create a ruckus. Good luck with your pursuits.

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